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Tommy Said:

dumb jokes time: "useless inventions"?

We Answered:

Some more odd ones...

'spectacles for chickens' may seem odd, but the birds do
have a tendency to try to peck each other's eyes out.

the 'alarm fork' : you should care about calories
when you eat too much.

or 'duster slippers' for cats: now the most boring job
around the house becomes hours of fun.

the 'drymobile': your laundry dries as you drive...

Sherry Said:

what do u think of these useless inventions?

We Answered:

1. dont know what that is...
2. in case you need to look under a dark rock during the day?
3.ummmm thats dumb
4.hahahahaha i want some
5.to put your dog on it so it doesnt float away
6.this makes wood shiny actually.. i think
7.dry your car maybe?
8.hmmmm that doesnt make any sence at all
9.incase its dark??
10.incase your house burns down and you need to make a fire to keep warm?
11.so they dont burn up when your house burns down with the matches?
12.so you can charge batterys all day its fun
13.so when u get in an accident you can stay on the bike while it skidding down the freeway and so it doesnt throw u off into the ditch
14.ill have to think about that one
15.its a disposable dartboard comes in packs of 50
16.for deaf people?
17. for people that have arm dissabilities and are jelous of people with wheel chairs
18. probably has to due with some law suit
19. gold fish for dummies
20.y not?

Frederick Said:

Useless Inventions....?

We Answered:

Few more to the List; [All original ideas}
1.Fragile Condomes
2.Non Soakable Sanitary Napkins
3.Boiling proof Eggs
4.Tasteless Sugar
5.Soleless Shoe
6.Teethless Comb
7.Torn resistant Tissue Paper
8.Gripless Bras
9.Aromaless Essences
10.Odourless Deodarants .......This a short list, for further eloborative long list you can put forth your demand , on this open platform, will be answered without fail !!

Everett Said:

wILL THESE INVENTIONS WORK....?

We Answered:

i believe that these could all be made and then put into some sort of a joke shop.


my favorites are...
*the fireproof matches
*fire proof cigarettes
(this would be the greatest thing in the world to watch some person really craving a cigarette and then it wouldnt lite up.
or someone trying to light a fire or something in the middle of the woods and thats all that they brought with them to light it, those fireproof matches.)
*seat belts for motorbikes
(we could put all the dumb *** people who drive like they have a monkey up their *** on these bikes, that way if theyre in an accident and they fall off, haha they cant and they will just go spinning with the bike and get serious road rash.)
*silent alarm clocks
(waking up pisses me off sometimes. so this would be a miracle, just tell people that you never heard yer alarm go off.)
*a pedal powered wheelchair
(idk why i like this one, its mean....but it made me laugh...a lot.)
*braille drivers manual
(thats great, because if someone whos blind was able to get a license, maybe they will get stuck behind the people who gave them one and the person who did will die.)
*double sided playing cards
(pick a card any card...lol.)



let me help you think of some more sometime...lol.

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